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If you have me, you want to share me, if you share me, dont have me.what am i?
So santa, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the road and sees a $100, who picks it up?
"What if the devil was a lie? What if god did not exist? With all do respect, tell me what is death, if life is just a b!tch?"
-Ronnie Radke
-Ronnie Radke
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water and the bartender pulls out a shotgun. The man said thank you and walked out. Why did he say thank you.
So this guy is constantly on his iphone and he always types in his password
So he goes to make popcorn and forgets about it because hes distracted by his phone
30 minutes later he smelt something burning what do you think it was and why?
So he goes to make popcorn and forgets about it because hes distracted by his phone
30 minutes later he smelt something burning what do you think it was and why?
Guess who this is guys-
Someone that thinks they're a badass beacause they call every thing a repost.
Someone who thinks they're cool because they critcize every thing they see
(why dont you look in the mirror and criticize that thing "mirror probably cracks")
Some one who doesnt care about others (I care about others)
So guess guess who its-
Someone that thinks they're a badass beacause they call every thing a repost.
Someone who thinks they're cool because they critcize every thing they see
(why dont you look in the mirror and criticize that thing "mirror probably cracks")
Some one who doesnt care about others (I care about others)
So guess guess who its-
So it's raining right and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there: your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?
I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case from which I am never released. Yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
UH, HEY MODERATORS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST EIGHT WEEKS???
