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I'm a hypocrite
And an epic fail
Man the harpoons
Here comes the big red whale
I'm a feminist
And have a big mouth
Try to argue with me
And things will go south
I hate religion
And everyone's a fuckface
All men are pigs
And are a disgrace
Who am I?
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I'm hyper all day,
And sleep at night,

Sometimes I'm big and sometimes I'm little,

Sometimes I have fur,
And sometimes I have hair,

And sometimes I'm soft,
And sometimes I'm not,

Even though I come in all shapes and sizes ,
I'm the same at heart.

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I lazy all day,
And stalk at night,
I'm warm and fuzzy,
You hold me tight.
Something that's always there at night,
Something that supports your head,
Something that can absorb your tears,
Something that you can replace your friend
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This ain't no dictatorship
This ain't no tyranny
Wrenches control from the elite
And gives it to the hands of many
A glorious idea
That cannot go wrong
To end poverty
It ain't gonna take long
We're all brainwashed to hate this
Cause we're paying taxes, eh?
Well such thinking like yours
Could ruin the day

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A heathy snack but an obnoxious race.
Keep this going, I'll put a mace in your face.
My jimmies have been rustled now its done.
Please stop rusting this isn't fun.
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When the sky is blue, I can see you...
When the sky is black, I fall back....
Try looking at me
from any angle,
and you'll hurt your eyes.
Don't look at me, guys!

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I stand above the rest
I fly up in the air
Show off my patterned vest
It's sorta kinda square

My colors spread apart
I showcase what I'm for
There's tons of me around
It's me, and me, galore!
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
I am owned by every man
Though my length differs
Their wives use me after getting married
What am I?