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There once was a little boy named Billy. Billy was a very curious boy. One day, at the bus stop, Billy over heard his friends talking about the Purple Wombat.
"What's the Purple Wombat?" asked Billy
"You're so stupid Billy!" replies his friends. So Billy's friends made him sit at the back of the bus where nobody was. When Billy got to school, he told the teacher that his friends made him sit at the back of the bus. She asked why.
"because I didnt know what the Purple Wombat was." Billy said.
"Billy Billy Billy, you must be expelled at once!" so the teacher expelled him.
When Billy got home, he told his mom that he got expelled. Billy's mom asked why.
"because I didn't know what the Purple Wombat was."
"just wait till your father gets home!" said Billy's mom. When Billy's father got home his father asked why he got expelled.
"because I didn't know what the Purple Wombat was.."
"YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Billy's father yelled.
Billy went to his room and just sat there. When it was midnight, billy heard a noise outside.
"I am the Purple Wombat Billy! Come follow me."
And billy being curious, followed the voice. The voice brought billy to a boat.
"I am the purple wombat billy, get in the boat!" the voice said.
Billy got in the boat.
"I am above you billy, look up!" said the voice. Billy stood up and the boat fell over. Billy not knowing how to swim, drowned. What's the moral of the story?
"Go to your room!" Billy's father
"What's the Purple Wombat?" asked Billy
"You're so stupid Billy!" replies his friends. So Billy's friends made him sit at the back of the bus where nobody was. When Billy got to school, he told the teacher that his friends made him sit at the back of the bus. She asked why.
"because I didnt know what the Purple Wombat was." Billy said.
"Billy Billy Billy, you must be expelled at once!" so the teacher expelled him.
When Billy got home, he told his mom that he got expelled. Billy's mom asked why.
"because I didn't know what the Purple Wombat was."
"just wait till your father gets home!" said Billy's mom. When Billy's father got home his father asked why he got expelled.
"because I didn't know what the Purple Wombat was.."
"YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Billy's father yelled.
Billy went to his room and just sat there. When it was midnight, billy heard a noise outside.
"I am the Purple Wombat Billy! Come follow me."
And billy being curious, followed the voice. The voice brought billy to a boat.
"I am the purple wombat billy, get in the boat!" the voice said.
Billy got in the boat.
"I am above you billy, look up!" said the voice. Billy stood up and the boat fell over. Billy not knowing how to swim, drowned. What's the moral of the story?
"Go to your room!" Billy's father
A woman says to her husband " give it to me im so damn wet, just give it to me.
A barber says to a customer when a child she knows walks past " watch this, this kid is so stupid " the barber calls the child over and offers him a dollar, a quarter and a penny. The child takes the quarter and walks off. The barber says to the customer " see he's stupid " and the child comes back 10 minutes later with a small bag of sweets. The barber says " ive been doing this every day to see if he gets any smarter but he doesn't. The customer asks why he picked the quarter?
Everyone change ur picture to a picture of yourself tomorrow!!!
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A boy comes back from the library and his teacher asked him "what did u read" and the boy said "the red dragon" and the teacher sent him to the principals office and the principal asked "why are u here" and the boy said "because i read the red dragon" and the principal expelled him. On his way home he bumped into his aunt and she said "why are u walking Home?" and he said "because got expelled" and she asked why and he said "I read the read dragon" and she called the police and in court the judge asked "why are u here" and the boy said "because I read the red dragon"
It is greater than god, It is eviler than the devil, poor people have It, Rich people don't need It and if u eat It u will die.
