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What did the man say to his neighbour?
Crying and dying, I'm tired of trying. You set me up just to knock me down. I may seem happy but really, I'm dead inside.
So many hate me, so many want me dead...I don't even know who I am anymore. Who am I?
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Your at home, and decide to go for a run, you run right..... Then left.... Then left..... Then left again. Your back home. There's someone there waiting for you, with a mask. You don't seem to care. what's going on?
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There are two room mates and they are having fun having a couple of beers. They find handcuffs and out them on. The next day they go to the mail with then still on. One of the girls gets a letter that she needs to go to court at 2 pm. At 1:56 pm, the other girls sister is goin into labor if they both have I be somewhere else at the same tine, how do they manage to get their??
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If you have me, you want to share me, if you share me, dont have me.what am i?
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a lier?
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So santa, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the road and sees a $100, who picks it up?
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"What if the devil was a lie? What if god did not exist? With all do respect, tell me what is death, if life is just a b!tch?"
-Ronnie Radke
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water and the bartender pulls out a shotgun. The man said thank you and walked out. Why did he say thank you.
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So this guy is constantly on his iphone and he always types in his password

So he goes to make popcorn and forgets about it because hes distracted by his phone

30 minutes later he smelt something burning what do you think it was and why?
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