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Fallen from grace
I've doomed the human race
Many of you have taken the bait
By the time y'all realize this it will be too late
Everyone hates me, though I did nothing wrong
You're all hypocrites, and evil shall live long
I reside within you all
I'll be the cause of your fall
We're more than halfway there
Contest me you wouldn't dare
I have an army and you're all alone
I'll live on while you turn to bone
I reign free
And I'll have you all follow me
So come on and take my hand
We're all goin' to the promised land
I know this idea may be far fetched
But you must join us on the road of the wretched

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If you're reading this, then you have it, and you don't want others to see
It has all your secrets that no one should find out, and yeah it's happened to me
We try to remove it, but it never truly goes away
It keeps piling on, only to haunt you another day
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A thousand spikes,
On the inside
A coffin for the living,
In which the wicked reside
Come on, get in,
I'll be your guide
Better confess,
There's nothing to hide
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I'm a hypocrite
And an epic fail
Man the harpoons
Here comes the big red whale
I'm a feminist
And have a big mouth
Try to argue with me
And things will go south
I hate religion
And everyone's a fuckface
All men are pigs
And are a disgrace
Who am I?
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I'm hyper all day,
And sleep at night,

Sometimes I'm big and sometimes I'm little,

Sometimes I have fur,
And sometimes I have hair,

And sometimes I'm soft,
And sometimes I'm not,

Even though I come in all shapes and sizes ,
I'm the same at heart.

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I lazy all day,
And stalk at night,
I'm warm and fuzzy,
You hold me tight.
Something that's always there at night,
Something that supports your head,
Something that can absorb your tears,
Something that you can replace your friend
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This ain't no dictatorship
This ain't no tyranny
Wrenches control from the elite
And gives it to the hands of many
A glorious idea
That cannot go wrong
To end poverty
It ain't gonna take long
We're all brainwashed to hate this
Cause we're paying taxes, eh?
Well such thinking like yours
Could ruin the day

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A heathy snack but an obnoxious race.
Keep this going, I'll put a mace in your face.
My jimmies have been rustled now its done.
Please stop rusting this isn't fun.
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When the sky is blue, I can see you...
When the sky is black, I fall back....
Try looking at me
from any angle,
and you'll hurt your eyes.
Don't look at me, guys!

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